Random acts of violets

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Another gastronomic high point

As if the news this week of some of the delights in Delia's new book weren't enough to have us celebrating, I've just seen this delightful product on offer in Tesco:

Of course they're battered. Why wouldn't they be. It's not as if deep-fried potato isn't greasy enough as it is. (Note: not the _actual_ product name)

Monday, February 18, 2008

Movie Meme

I don't usually find these that tempting, but saw this on a friend's blog the other day and it inspired me to post (first time in 5 months too - christ!)

Quotes from favourite movies, guess the movie.

1. "I've got a bastard behind the eyes."

2. "Just what this country needs: a cock, in a frock, on a rock."

3. "Are you, indeed, yes, heavens."

4. "If I was going to kill you Ed, I'd use my hands."

5. "I'm not dead Cheryl."

6. "I've got my happy face on Les!"

7. "Good lord honey, you didn't even achieve penetration with the elephant gun."

8. "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?"

9. "You can't make an omellete without breaking eggs. Any cook will tell you that."
"Yes, but look what happened to the cook!"

10. "OK let's call things by their realy names: dentifrice, vagina and sour-fucking-grapes."