Don't read this, Attention: don't read this!

I've just been out for a nice long lunch with a friend.
She's hired a very swanky motor whilst her car is in for repair. A very swish, all bells and whistles Merc.

My favourite part is the console screen in the middle of the dashboard. It's usually covered by a "nothing here, nothing to see, don't break into the car" flap, but as we were driving along, I pressed the button that revealed the screen.

Ever safety conscious, the screen then starts flashing a brightly coloured message, along the lines of

"Don't be distracted by this screen whilst driving"

All it really needed to add was some kind of klaxon or flashing lights in the head-rests.