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Some time ago I did some work for the Seychelles.
Just saw a print ad that prompted me to look at the sites again. Following a link to an ad for an incredibly expensive and luxurious hotel brought up some brilliant sales copy.

"Surrender to the call of nature amidst the lush foliage of one of Mother Nature’s loveliest playgrounds. Venture beyond pure shores and the captivating coastlines of Intendence Bay, to the heart of Seychellois hospitality that makes repeat visits a force of habit! Take up this Online Exclusive and we will complement your stay with one unique Banyan Tree signature experience from our palette of special treats.
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So come to our really lush hotel and urinate in the flower beds.
May well appeal to a niche market.